First you have to understand the below saying on my
blog to be able to understand this article completely (i.e., if you are able to
read it completely)
As per Webster dictionary anger is defined as a
state in which you are anywhere between pissed or super pissed. Really……..I know you want to check your
dictionary, but if you have a dictionary at home and want to search the meaning
of the word “anger”, then you are a suck up.
Anger is an emotion which causes you to do stupid
things like slapping people in public, slapping people in pubic (read it
again), biting ears off in the ring or on the football field, barking at people
with cameras, shooting at innocent animals and wearing T shirts which contradicts
what you did, etc, etc, etc, etc.
There is no one way the anger manifests itself.
You have to go home late on your wife’s birthday
to witness one form of anger or call her mother names to see another form or ogle
at her friend to witness yet another form.
Physiologically speaking, anger is not good for
health. It is a proven scientific
fact. Try the following Harvard approved
, psycoanalatically proven experiment and you will know.
Friday evening: Sit
with your wife and tell her that you are missing her very much and want to
spend the entire weekend with her alone.
Saturday morning:
Arrange for a friend to call and act as if there is an emergency at the office
and walk out without complete explanation.
Sunday
afternoon: If you can, update comments on this post if you agree
with me or not. You will see that anger is definitely not good for health.
Anger and booze don’t go well together. Both wants to take over one another and
almost always anger wins, meaning you will have to spend more on booze. See what I mean? Whether you drive when you
are drunk or not is left to you…….but never get angry when high.
So, why do we get angry? when people ask this dumb
question is one reason, another is when people don’t meet our expectations
(Even I can be profound), last reason is when people meet our expectations
(Like mother-in-law being nice on a day when you have mustered enough courage
to confront her about too many visits)
Anger is gender biased. Anger is a woman is entirely different from
anger in men. It comes for different
reasons, shows itself in different forms and always (without exception) ends in
the man apologizing.
In women anger comes for no reason at all. Here they are giggling one moment and the
next they are so angry you will think that Arvind K joined NaMo for “chai pe
charcha” and the very next they will be in tears.
Men get angry for simple and understandable
reasons. No change for smoke, lighter not working, too much traffic on a
Saturday, too many kids around (Number of kids can be 1 also), India losing to
Pakistan, power off during a very interesting match, your wife's beautiful friend
calling you brother, your wife's beautiful friend getting married, your wife's beautiful
friend getting married to an arsehole, etc, etc, etc, etc.
When you get angry, you immobilize yourself and
cause a lot of destruction to yourself and everyone around your like Arvind K
did to Delhi………trust me friends, anger is one emotion you can do without………..
Best ways to beat anger are :
1) Don’t
acknowledge it
2) Stay
away from negative people
3) Don’t
expect others to be like you
4) MOST
IMPORTANT : Don’t cross your wife………
Hell hath no fury as the wrath of a woman scorned –
William Congreve
OR
In simple words my boss used to say “Learn to let
go”. Thanks boss for those wise words, I
am no longer getting beaten up at home as frequently as before.
This article is out of this world
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